Let’s give Vlad what he wants.
The following piece of gallows satire would be more appropriate in The Onion but what the hell.
I want to keep our precious democracy out of the hands of the fascists who are planning to steal it from “we the people.”
We all know what #LandGrabVlad wants. He wants a return to the old days of the Soviet Union. He wants less NATO in the countries that border Russia and no NATO in Ukraine. None, Nada, Zero.
I say fine, give him what he wants after he leaves Ukraine but first we have a favor to ask.
In exchange for giving him what he wants he will make an “offer they can’t refuse” to everyone who works for Fox, Oan and Newsmax as well as all the crazies in the Republican Party.
C’mon, we know who all the crazies are; they troll us non-stop every day. From #MolotovMarge to #CancunCruz they’re the bomb-throwers who firehose their lies and bullshit all over the body politic so the media can keep making bank the same way they did with Trump. Ratings and clicks baby, that’s all that matters.
Don’t follow leaders, watch the parking meters.
Next, Vlad can fire The entire Trump crime family and their numerous cronies into the Sun or failing that into the Grand Canyon. We could put that on pay per view. The whole world would pay to see that.
We all know Vlad knows lots of guys who know guys so this should be child’s play for him.
In the end, we get peace, better governance, improved democracy, and no more war. A win-win all around.
Then we can go back to “normal” where we eat ourselves to death while destroying the planet.
A win-win all around. Dontcha think?